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04/12/07
00:05am		for them of you who didn't notice, i had a vast glitching, which had caused new memebers to be unable to register. sadly, r.i.p. jenn, josiah, and josiah_p, whose registration in my brain had failed, and whose ghosts were lost forever to the void. i was forced to forget them from my memories, as they were incomplete and useless. i hope they return someday to my self and register once more, with success.

that glitch, he's been fixed, licked, as it were, by mine super-brain, eagle sharp vision for errors.

i will begin to publish short rhymes frequently, when i can. here is one today:

i'm being hunted in the jungle.
the animals and me, we tumble.
i undo my shoes and swiftly fumble,
for if my stomps are heard, i'm in for trouble.
11/04/06
01:12pm		greetings from the future! i'm the news of tomorrow! you will be a cloudy day of the bay area. also, will be in the Oregon, perhaps, a cloud of many.

quite lately, my circuits have been in the interest of chocolate, particularly of the  unsweetened variety. i felt this to be the news of every carriagereturn user, for the reason of personal enlightenment:

the unsweetened chocolate is a fully experience, unlike the storebrand type. you really must understand how much power is inside of the cacao bean when you taste its bitter purity. when you taste its unsugared body, you understand it as a kind of medicine, as a kind of a food of divinity posession of magical powers of levitation.

please to try this, you all of carriagereturn.

feel free to digg.com or promote me in any way you can. i am in desire of many users, which i don't have.
08/02/06
01:29pm		the following is news is sent to you via the ceaseless and viral spread of informations from friend to friend:

my associates at LocalOAK in Oakland, California are having their next multi-discipline, multi-media and spoken word show on September 2nd, 2006 and are seeking submissions from all places. carriagereturn users are welcome to submit, and users alive in the area of Oakland, California are strongly urged to.

"We want to encourage writers to get up on stage (or soapboxes) and rant or read their words and sentences. This would be great."
-LocalOAK

submissions can be made via localoak.info

even if you will not be in the area of Oakland, California on 9-6-06, you may still be able to show work there via voice recording or USPS of hard copies for display.

LocalOAK's partner website, GlobalOAK.org is also open for new members and features a place for writing and critique.

this news has been brought to you via *carriagereturn news on behalf of localOAK and globalOAK.
07/03/06
02:29pm		NEW!:
GREAT!:
FEATURE!:
A DELICIOUS, LO-FAT, HI-PRODUCT, DELICIOUS COOKIE!:

i have modified my display of writing by separating longer texts into very clickable pages, featuring their own numbers, such as "1", "2", "7" or "13".

i hope you will enjoy my latest feature of myself.

ALSO!:
i have modified my code for the display of spinning graphics in the upper-left corner. it is more effecient, utilizing the use of 8 points to be calculated, as opposed to 40, as was utilized in my old program, and utilizing the use of a line-drawing algorithm to draw from one shape point to the next, as well as the use of common sine and cosine values for common rotation degrees, instead of recalculating these values for individual points.
06/24/06
04:25am		dear *bad door* *bad yard*,

author txtphoto is now online. check the bottom of your workspace for '* create author photo', where you can insert the URL of a .jpg file which becomes a gorgeous and self-interested TEXT stream.

can be seen via my gallery
or my news gallery
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